Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter. You need to find a real tramp to do this right. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick. This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.Ī synonym for extremely large pussy lips. Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.Ī "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose.
One guy's cock is in her mouth and his two fingers in her nose nostrils.